This one is from “Morality for Beautiful Girls” by Alexander McCall Smith, book three in the series about Precious Ramotswe.
She was a traditionally built lady, after all, and she did not have to worry about dress size, unlike those poor, neurotic people who were always looking in mirrors and thinking that they were too big. What was too big, anyway? Who was to tell another person what size they should be? It was a form of dictatorship, by the thin, and she was not having any of it. If these thin people became any more insistent, then the more generously sized people would just have to sit on them….
I’ll say!! Have a good night you all!!